Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
iiloveeyouuxD
Phoenix, USA 29 years-old In a relationship
uofpalum
United States
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
juwkgo
United States
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML