dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Today, my mother commented "Loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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