Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
ullsmith
Mr Crystal lake, USA 27 years-old In a relationship
Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML
Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML