WoodKiller

About Woodkiller

Suits are awesome. That is all. Also: Constitutionalist, 2A and Police supporter, IT Systems Engineer, Gamer (PC Elitist) - Consoles suck, Custom Computer builder, Grill Expert.

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Woodkiller's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

24%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

7%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

56%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

6%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

20%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

53%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

11%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Woodkiller's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By achoo-plop / Monday 30 November 2015 01:17 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brokeasscollegelife - / Friday 20 November 2015 21:25 / United States - Tallahassee

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mmoments / Tuesday 17 November 2015 19:01 / United States

Today, I got married. The minister pronounced us husband and wife using our first names. Except he used my husband's ex-wife's name. I happened to glance at my mother-in-law who was almost in tears from laughing so hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it