Miss Lexington , United States 30 years-old
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
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