Mr ..., ... 36 years-old
Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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