Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
raspution 21
This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?
Kurliez408 32
Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI
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Comments (20)
TCRII 30
Did you find it inside a pillow case?
GoogieWithers 25
You deserve it, don't go through other people's stuff.
Seymore Collins 7
YDI for stealing from your parents. Your mom probably had to use your dad's tie for a blindfold now! shame on you
jordanashley211 20
Yikes
jfsiv 17
Well.... Aren't you just a nosey little wanker?