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Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
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Top comments
sean616 3
that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...
jchansfan 0
Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/
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Comments (131)
atrainzaibas 0
miserable bitch
crushfly01 0
if your going to pay someone to write letters why not pay someone to email you sexy pictures
lockyjose 0
I'll send you letters
Ancarnia 0
Two thoughts. (1) normally you pay for people, not letters (2) I hope that loneliness gets cured, fixed, or addressed with a minimal loss of money.
kpopfanatic93 6
I'm not sure "lonely" is the word I would have used to describe you.
xXobnoxiousXx 3
man you shulda just paid for the" girl friend experiance"
Vjewerica 9
Did they at least arrive?
BrowniesJT 19
Didn't even know you could do that.