lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
fucked
Singapore, Singapore
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Duped
United States
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
desperategurl
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Forever alone
Hesperia, United States
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Top comments
sean616 3
that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...
jchansfan 0
Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/
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Comments (131)
HeyMina 0
OMFG you can hire someone for that? someone give me a ******* phone book…
DaMak510 0
if your a pretty caucasion girl then il do it 4 free
helka_fml 0
if it helps your loneliness I say go for it. being lonely doesn't make you a bad person.
BeuclerJuliette 0
imagine being the only single one out of your friends and on ur b-day at ur house all they talk about is their bf's. my best friend who I rarely see didn't even talk to me at my party cuz she was to busy talking about guy solutions with my friends.
EvaMoon 0
That reminds me of 'Letters to Juliet'. At least you didn't eat loads of chocolate like most lonely women do and become unhealthy, or something. Good luck for the future OP xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sammi13 0
wow
beancoinc 0
smile show some confidence in yourself, not only will you feel better & more sexy but we will pick up on it & that will make you more desirable & those naughty wanting letters won't be fake.
phishlips 0
**** me, I'd hire someone to send my gf some love letters or randomly buy flowers. But I would not hire someone to send myself some love letters, that seems like a waste of cash. Sign up to plentyoffish.com and get this sh!t rollin for freeeee!
esueh 0
aww i feel sympathetic to you , you must have your priorities off balance or something...
Ventingisgood 0
You can do that?!?!?!?!!?