lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
fucked
Singapore, Singapore
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Duped
United States
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
desperategurl
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Forever alone
Hesperia, United States
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Top comments
sean616 3
that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...
jchansfan 0
Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/
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Comments (131)
NeroKR13 0
wow that sucks... :(
pandamaddox 0
what would one do with such letters? I mean, any love notes and such I've ever gotten are locked away and I don't really show them to anyone so I don't see the point. :/
jchansfan 0
Do you get a refund if their love letters suck? :P
hk_fml 9
Why OP?? Seriously, in this day and age with the internet, you could easily find someone to bang you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That'd be great if getting banged cured girls' loneliness. Unfortunately, indiscriminate stranger-banging usually makes lonely girls just feel more lonely. That's why those corset-ripping novels are so popular; the sexy hunk's relationship with the Mary Sue heroine allows the reader to feel vicariously wooed *as well as* sexed-up for awhile. It's emotional ****-- you know, like Twilight is to girls with domination fantasies. :o ;)
Charlie194 0
It's really not that hard to find a gf/bf now :/ just get facebook and get out there.
musicrox1818 0
#8 so what if it's in exchange for money at least someones not lonely
jchansfan 0
I don't get how an insincere note from someone who doesn't actually care about you, but just about your money can cure lonliness... She might as well just write the notes herself, it's cheaper and has virtually the same effect... =/
dm101 0
I'm lonely too, we can send eachother love notes for free.
musicrox1818 0
lmao writing love notes to yourself is depressing instead of writing love notes to yourself get a diary or something
Doopliss01 0
This FML is just.. Pathetic
justsayfuck 5
What's up with all the 'I'm lonely FML's' lately?
jchansfan 0
The "My life is pathetic/pityparty" FMLs where the OP just degrades themselves and showcases their patheticness annoy me so much. But yeah, lately they're really pushing the "lonely", usually it's just implied, not straight up spelt out "I'M LONELY"... lmao... Ugh... I don't get why anyone thinks we want to read about how lonely/pathetic they are. Aren't the stories supposed to be somewhat interesting/unique?