Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The customer is almost always annoying
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Go away, lady!
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Heartless
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Carry her home
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
I should stop talking
Today, while working retail, I spent 10 minutes helping a customer pick out the perfect outfit. At checkout, trying to be friendly, I said, “This will look great on you, it’s very forgiving.” He paused then said, “Forgiving of what?” I had no recovery. Just silence, a receipt, and a mortifying interaction. FML
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enddmd 27
I have to hear the follow-up here...
Sjus 9
Should've "accidentally" bumped into her wheelchair. So she would have awoken.
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MrCareless 17
Well that was awkward, what did you do?
dingleberrysteve 6
pushed her out the store
jococo7787 3
Or OP could have put her automatic wheelchair in drive while she was asleep. Or OP could have taken her oxygen tank (if she had one) and dunked it in the toilet while asleep. Or OP could have just driven her into the mens bathroom and left her sleeping there. HOLY CRAP IM AN EVIL GENIUS!
NoShit_Sherly 11
Park in her spot.
enddmd 27
I have to hear the follow-up here...
NeatNit 33
I am so used to misspellings & bad grammar around hear that I read that as 'here' and was about to correct you.
euphoricness 28
Around "hear"? Wtf
SilverInGray 25
I think 44 meant the first hear in the sentence.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
And 46 meant 44 wrote 'hear' when they should've written 'here'. Funny considering their comment.
NeatNit 33
#46 - intentional :P
Sjus 9
Should've "accidentally" bumped into her wheelchair. So she would have awoken.
zandalee 20
Christ! Getting old so isn't for sissies.... And mostly it doesn't look like much fun. **** the old ladies life!
grunt_fml 17
Naaa, even old folks should and can show some respect towards other people. If someone treats me with disrespect I usually have a hard time to be respectful in return, no matter how old he or she is. I agree, getting old sucks and I can understand why some old people are frustrated. I am even willing to serve as a lightning rod for their frustration - to a point. But being a nurse I´ve met my share of old people who are just assholes, plain and simple. And I am often under the impression that those people were jerks all their life.
Michael903 18
Sshhhh....let her sleep....
NoShit_Sherly 11
You know she isn't here, right?
kristiniccole 8
Your username pretty much described what were all thinking after your comment.
blcksocks 19
Show more patience towards old people. Who knows we might be like them someday - Cranky and irritated. Now, If a teenager was verbally abusive instead, I wouldn't be that patient.
Comeonseriously 8
Just because someone is old does not mean you automatically must respect them; respect is earned not given. Sorry to hear it OP, retail can be a really crappy industry sometimes
SlapAndTickle 20
Yes sure but you must also entertain the fact that they may have a slight case of Alzheimers.
Ambient25 25
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's"
Blink_me26 21
You had me until the last part. It's not very good to lose patience with a customer no matter what age. But yes, I agree that sometimes we forget that the elderly have lived for a long time and might find things harder than they used to be.
blcksocks 19
#20 I am talking about patience not respect, two different things. You don't have to respect someone automatically just coz they are old. All I am saying is I prefer to be a little patient with them since they are usually restricted by their physical and mental abilities at that age.
letmehavemytea 21
But there's usually a difference between an elder with mental disabilities and one that's verbally abusive. I'm 100% behind the idea of respecting and being patient with elders, but sometimes they're just old assholes.
SlapAndTickle 20
Have you ever worked with the elderly with mental problems? They're all assholes.
letmehavemytea 21
Weeelll okay yeah that's sometimes true, but they usually can't help it right? So at least compared to old people who are active and willing assholes, they're better.
Harpy20 24
Put the jacket on her lap and park her in a corner behind a clothing rack.
Zimmington 21
Then place some chairs by her & write "Elderly nap area" on a cardboard sign. That way all the old folks will be less cranky after their naps.
stoych 19
Couldn't you hang it behind the counter and maybe write a little note to say you found one for her, if you just popped it in her hand she would see it when she woke up. Was she alone or did she have a carer with her? If the latter then give details to the carer advising you put it aside. You never know, she might even stop being grumpy and thank you!
prinncess00 16
what if she was a illiterate?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Oh that was perfect... "A illiterate"... Did you do that on purpose?
Ambient25 25
Put the jacket on her and park her next to a mannequin! When someone inquires just say it's part of a new clothing line for the handicapped.
Ambient25 25
Ugh I just noticed how rash I came across. Please note, no ill will to the disabled. My best friend through childhood is permanently disabled from a gymnastics accident (he missed the mat as he came off a technique from rings) so not trying to come across hard on the handicapped.
perdix 31
No need to apologize, dude. Most of us consider this a humor site, and we know you are just kidding. If I had to apologize and retract every dickish thing I wrote here, my comment count might break the Internet! :D Carry on.
Nilorak 24
That's snort good.
Ambient25 25
If I could only cut your internet...
Nilorak 24
Please, do.
trossi32 8
Neither was this pun.
Nilorak 24
I failed so hard.