Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I saw a bird almost get run over in the middle of the road, so I stopped the traffic to go rescue it. It was an Adidas slide. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
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anorexicbarbie 8
Well at least you tried to help it.
mk58 31
That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.
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Comments (111)
rebeldevil 4
maybe that was his way of thanking you
xlyssiex3 0
haha sorry but I'm glad I'm not you! :P
Inspired22 11
I have had a similar thing happen. It's because they get hit by something, or have some trauma, and don't have a broken wing or anything, but are stunned, therefore unable to move. Once they can move again, they are terrified of you (perhaps so terrified, they poop), and then get the heck away!
spiralfrenzy 0
Not sure how this is an FML, unless you're upset that the bird wasn't actually hurt and you couldn't play hero.
goaliemkl123 8
no. op is still there as we speak.
lovebeecharmer 6
I WANTED to die!!
dwreck69 0
what a dunce
LotsaLaughs 5
at least it's safeee.!
pinkerbell 8
So? I have pet birds and get crapped on all the time. It's not that bad. I'm sorrier for the bird, who was probably scared out of his mind. YDI.
Androidz 0
sounds like you made *puts on sunglasses* a crap decision YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA