Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I saw a bird almost get run over in the middle of the road, so I stopped the traffic to go rescue it. It was an Adidas slide. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
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anorexicbarbie 8
Well at least you tried to help it.
mk58 31
That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.
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Comments (111)
sparxva 12
It was planking and won the bet.
GoneClubbin 9
THAT SON OF A BEACH!!!
K1nGKrypto 0
Why are people saying you deserve it. Your a good person for actually stopping and trying to help it.
OhJohnNo 1
trolled by a bird, that's a new one.
airjordan007 7
well the thought of saving the bird is what counts
Epicperson23 0
lol was it a pigeon ?
juan01 0
what kind of bird was it and whats the season?
cheezbrgrsrcool 1
it doesn't like u
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
It must have been sleeping...
JeSuisSortie09 4
freeloading bird. nice