Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Darwinism
theherd 4
Bye children!
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Comments (155)
arsenicalhumor 30
If that's how you think when you get drunk- clearly, you shouldn't drink.
Dalleee 29
If you do that it's truly your fault.
DDCA 24
Ha ha ha ha!
DDCA 24
Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
Ziggy122 15
Thankfully, he can't now that he's fried his balls.
pmadNess 16
106- Agreed! His father should have tazed his own balls before he procreated, then OP wouldn't have had this problem.
Ayanpatel95 7
Well u did u say u were drunk
Albanic 7
LMAO!!!
connersmom 4
You need to stop drinking so much and maybe think before u do something that stupid again next time u might not get so lucky.
Ponponpon_fml 5
When I think "party", I always think "dangerous amounts of electricity to the bollocks".
error404n0tf0und 21
you have a good point,unless he has the Easter holidays early.
zombieslayer83 19
Does anyone actually believe this? Idiot!