Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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Top comments
uneekfreak16 0
Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.
Wambler 0
I bet that was awkward
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Comments (119)
JOELY_fml 0
You're probably going to appear in some kind of porno
dancernf 0
where did that come from?
dany_luvs_music 0
wow FYL. lmfao at #8
fearinabottle 0
well, atleast you dont have ppl finger painting with their own shit on the bathroom walls.
G_tastic 0
wow fyl if you work at a place where that happens.....fingerpainting in their own crap....peeing on floors wtf people need to stay off drugs
turtlellama 0
#15 was making a reference to an old FML.
fearinabottle 0
i actually wasnt. its happens a lot in fast food. i have no idea what pocesses ppl to do it
giganticbrain 0
possesses*
RaspberryK 0
It's a type of mental illness. My grandma was a rn at a mental hospital. I've heard a lot of stories about it
BLNovelist 0
Wow....what possesses people to find that sort of thing acceptable? Wow, I'd have told her to clean it up and then to get out and never come back. :/
BrownieBoy90 0
Are YOU mentally retarded? A woman was just peeing in his shop, not only is it disgusting it's downright weird.
fmavie 10
wow, #17...how is someone urinating on the floor of your shop right before you're meant to go home NOT an fml? tell me you would honestly not think "**** my life" if someone did that to you.
Dabookofnothing 0
she probably wanted to go home and relax but she had to clean up pee and deal with some crazy old lady
G_tastic 0
the way this is stated i have way more questions about what happened after she was caught
FuzzyWalnuts 0
WTF?!?!?!?!
Tria 0
OMG, that's just disgusting...
irockmyworld 0
wow did you have to clean up? did they pay you extra? FYL