Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
Today, I started a road trip with friends. The friend who is driving doesn't wear seat belts. BING BING BING. 400 miles to go. BING BING BING. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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ajsz051 3
Speak up and be honest! If they are true friends the will support you and not make fun of you.
xxlk4xx 6
I agree with the other comment! speak up and let your friend know that it actually is something you have to deal with!
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Comments (7)
ajsz051 3
Speak up and be honest! If they are true friends the will support you and not make fun of you.
xxlk4xx 6
I agree with the other comment! speak up and let your friend know that it actually is something you have to deal with!
DoctorPALO 14
If you don't trust your "friend" enough that you won't consider being honest with her, YDI.
juggalo2 22
That's really sad. You should let your friend know about your issue, and that that was very hurtful for you. Hopefully she learns something.
xbaconator9000x 16
Tell them. That will shut them up real quick.
Nhayaa 21
Hit 3k FYL on french FML. Cultural differences I suppose... But comments are pretty much the same.
Tom Irvine 6
I had to go through bladder training when I was like 12 years old, I had a very weak bladder. today I can game for hours without a break because I got this "can't go just yet, gotta finish this match" mentality lmao