Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack
Thisismypchere 8
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Comments (259)
m_marine33 0
Step moms suck!!!
kalbrek009 20
84, disrespectful ungrateful step kids suck even more, grow up already....someday you may be faced with the same situation (step kid(s)) & then you'll wish you hadn't been such an ass since "what goes around, comes around" & you'll deserve how badly they treat & think of you.
mama2b3 20
What a little brat.
TrippingOnAcid 29
You probably deserved it for being a horrible stepmum. Trust me, we dont do these things to step parents unless they're horrid.
PandaLoverXD 12
Some kids do stuff like this to step parents who are perfectly fine just so that they can be little brats..
EmoPotato 3
I was raised getting a spanking if I did thing like that, best lesson I ever learned. I don't consider it abuse if done in the right way.
rubberduckie94 13
My mom was literally a red headed step child. I tease her about it all the time.
PandaSmile 24
That kid is a dick :| that deserves grounding at least
mikeymayhem_87 15
I hope you discipline him with something else other than a time-out or no video games. A good ol' spanking should do. Now if only the majority of the population would do that instead of using all of this "alternative" crap!!
audiophileMom 11
How many kids do you have or raise? It's really not important HOW you discipline most children, but rather THAT you do it. 'alternative' or not. Too many ppl rely on schools and the public to raise their kids for them and just don't discipline or do it half-assed. Spanking alone doesn't solve shit.
mikeymayhem_87 15
You do have a point about the public or school thing for sure. But these days, alot of parents, at least ones I have been around, baby their kids too much.
Uramonkey 11
Im sorry, but he probably just did that because he's upset that his old mom left. This is the kids fml, divorce hurts children a lot. Please try to be a good parent.
ilove80smetal 8
Time to take up child beating.
bioman250 10
You have two choices. Roundhouse kick him in the nuts, or give him a few weeks with nothing he desperately wants even if you already own it.
06rubiandrea_fml 5
for sure! all this for a shampoo! What if beaks something in the house,you will kill him? You people are so stupid sometimes...