Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack
Thisismypchere 8
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Comments (259)
Subakie 20
9 is old enough to be a goddamn bastard and know it, take the lawnmower to his dolls. Or beat the bejesus out of him. No worries, I don't judge, unless you sit back
lrgenesis 19
Make your stepson buy you whatever new shampoo you want!
Petunia888 13
Ahem...the kind she wants is discontinued. What's the point?
Arashi_Nightmare 8
That doesn't mean there can't be a cool new one :)
LikeA_PandaBear 4
U know step children never like their new mommy or daddy!
thisblowsaton 4
ground his little ass! That is mean! Sorry OP
lucyinthesky420 10
Your step son is a prick.
xattitudegurlx 13
He loves you so much.
1happymummy 14
Little bastard!
DRoCC69 9
And let me guess you or your husband did nothing about it and people wonder why this generation is all ****** up
some_girl9 8
Couldn't agree more! I was just thinking today how rude, disrespectful and just plain stupid kids are these days. I weep for the future. :(
DRoCC69 9
Lol we will c what it brings but i know its nothin good
brohamas16 7
that is true know what else is ****** up is taking a picture with two guns?
DRoCC69 9
Whats ****** up about it i grew up around guns its a hobby i own 6 guns shot hundreds its something fun
The_Hitdude 12
...Shot hundreds of what? And just because you think it is fun, does not mean it is right (just so you know, I'm not saying it isn't right, just presenting a defense). Back to the comment. Yeah I live in this generation and even I think it is going to shit...God help us all. :(
rubberduckie94 13
Guns are really fun. Just because you enjoy them as a hobby does not mean you are an evil person bent on using them improperly
kalbrek009 20
Nothing wrong with growing up around guns, yet posting a pic of you holding what looks to be "illegal/banned" firearms in your particular area of the USA means one of two things..either you want to go to jail for possession of said weapons or you're just trying to "compensate" for lack of size in the "package" dept. like most guys with big cars.
DRoCC69 9
If u didnt notices i got everything big so the package joke good try ;) and theres nothing wrong with guns people who think guns shouldnt be issued to people are the ones who know for sure their not that smart and maybe shoot themselves
xOdominiqueOx 0
Thats an asswhole move !
bigtaytay 13
Clearly he doesn't like u