Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Mayb u should discontinue his favorite snack
Thisismypchere 8
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Comments (259)
jeffreybean 3
What a dick even for a kid
iLoveH8 0
I hated my stepmom, idk you but if you're anything like my stepmom I'd have done the same thing.
Emperorerror 8
He shouldn't have done it, but I mean to say, lolololol first world problem if I EVER saw one! LMAO!
oldirtybasterdSE 0
For some reason I thought your husband was the one emptying the shampoo
girlofwords 3
That sucks what a little brat. A 9 year old knows better that's just vindictive. I would actually destroy something he really likes and not even worry about "being the adult" or the "better person". Like "oh dear I didn't know I wasn't supposed to submerge your gameboy in water it was dirty :(" kind of thing. Then I would go online and find my favorite shampoo and order it.
aigroeg 0
I would break all his toys in retaliation.
griffin1617 3
Someone will sell it on eBay go buy more
kitsune3 20
Guys, telling her to go online and buy more is a nice idea, but you're missing the point of the word "discontinued." That word means it won't be made anymore, so she won't be able to buy it because it will no longer exist. Think a bit, guys.
Dinosoarr 7
Some Ebay users sell discontinued items.
kitsune3 20
Kind of hard if it's no longer being made.
leusername 3
Discontinue him.
Optomisticpencil 7
Wow. I'd donate all of the cookies, icecream and favourite foods to the local homeless shelter and explain THEY were discontinued.