Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.
singer0421 32
Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.
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Comments (140)
Setareh23 34
Getting jealous over FB relationships is pretty stupid, but I wouldn't say YDI. You should be able to express your feelings to your own husband without it resulting in public humiliation. Yes your jealousy was unreasonable, but you kept it between you and him, meaning he should have either talked it over with you or gotten help privately. What he did (posting a pic of you with your pants around your ankles and calling you a bitch) was extremely disrespectful and petty. FYL op.
limitedition 25
He sounds like a charmer.
bHomenuk 6
I'm living the same situation :/
Lil_Red777 21
Then maybe you should get out of it if you're unhappy.
katt_is_here 24
UGH, you should be able to have a private conversation with your SO without them being a big baby and making it a public affair.
alex_622 22
Showing off your relationship on social media really shouldn't be a big deal. Just be happy that you're with the person
Emirac 10
Am I the only one taking this as sarcasm instead of abuse, bad relationship, etc? I always snap random candies of my boyfriend to pick at him, so in response he posted a few very unflattering shots of me with "this is what this bitch gets". I laughed and left them up.
belami_fml 1
How self-deprecating of him. However, the caption should be "the bitch wants to get on the pot, but the pack leader is already occupying it."
Setareh23 34
#37: Well, in your case you took it as a fun joke. If you guys have fun teasing each other with photos, your boyfriend must have known you didn't really mind. Not to mention you were both doing it together for fun, which is cool. But it's different for the OP. She clearly doesn't like that sort of thing (hence the FML), so her husband should have known better. Also, he didn't put silly photos up in response to silly photos she put up. He put photos up in response to an argument, meaning the motivation was anger/revenge/or whatever else, not fun and games. Also, I would venture to say there's a bit of a difference between an unflattering photo and one of you on the toilet with your pants and underwear down. I mean, I assume you couldn't actually see anything, but there's still a difference.
Setareh23 34
In any case, I wouldn't say we know enough from this FML to cry "abusive/doomed relationship." But from what the FML says, it seems OP has some serious jealousy issues she needs to deal with, and so the husband's reaction was inappropriate for the situation OP presented us with.
droid1126 25
^^^ You read way too much into this
Phoenix_Rising76 1
That terrible OP and so disrespectful. No one deserves to be treated like that.
soulebelius 17
I agree that pictures aren't an exact representation for a relationship, but DAMN! People really think she was asking too much? What he did was petty and unnecessary...plus he called her a bitch! How is that not mentally abusive?
808andheartbreak 16
After vows too!! And it's obvious that she's insecure about their relationship and he's definitely not helping.
offensiveagain 5
Well time to get a new husband. He's a ****.
Witchylady 18
Your husband is not worth it. Find another man. Take a picture of him and out it online with the caption, "my lover in our bedroom". That will make your husband pay attention.
808andheartbreak 16
No.
unpossible 26
Hey, OP. Were you in on it? I don't give my bf much opportunity to see me on the toilet and would probably notice if he was taking a selfie while I was in the background.