Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gczizza1997 15
Tape to his car a bill for any thing he broke to save him the trouble of having to come and get it
48Connor 10
Wow, what a dick..
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48Connor 10
Wow, what a dick..
wyattshack 4
A real dick move
chabooty27 7
Let him go you'll find there are plenty more fish in the sea!
Petepoop 6
Threesome.
Sawarski 13
22 it says ex roommate
DrDilllonReese 12
22 and 24.. Especially 24... Please go chew barbed wire...
Boygenius50 8
Read 24's bio, he's a troll. Calm down everybody.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Your ex roommate is trash
MrBrightside21 20
#47 - Anyone with "poop" in their username should be immediately disregarded of any comment. Anyways OP, don't get mad, get Glad! buh dum tss.
mikeofthunder 13
60 yes but anyone with a Spongebob main pic should also be considered to be insanely awesome.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Agreed
sjdbeinska 4
at least he was kind enough to save her the trip!
MrBrightside21 20
63 - People never order my patties. :(
xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex roommate is a douchbag!
mollysticks 10
Douchebag*
LiterOfCola 16
Don't worry, 29 is here to save the ******' day!
gmc_blossom 21
I'm all for correcting people's spelling and grammar, don't get me wrong. However, there are just certain moments when the spelling or grammar error is so minimal and doesn't affect the comment's meaning. So by correcting it, you just look like an asshole. Or in this case, a douche-bag.
imavelociraptor 6
It's not minimal if you know how the word is spelled... Bad spelling is bad spelling.
walmartpaysme 15
93, there is also something called a typo. They happen from time to time. Nobody is perfect.
gczizza1997 15
Tape to his car a bill for any thing he broke to save him the trouble of having to come and get it
beccaishereyay 11
Then that's when he introduces you to the cops.
bondgirl69 5
And the cops will introduce you to your NEW room
Inheritance 10
If he managed to go through all that work to do that why not have some courtesy to just dump it? More work doing that than dumping. Btw Your roommate sounds like s dick..
lajaynay 15
28 ruined it...
Inheritance 10
I didn't even care to read the previous comments soo..
gmc_blossom 21
Where you are introduced to a new activity. Anal sex.
klovely22 13
Then you will be introduce to homosexuality? Ehh, I tried. That's all that matters right?
gmc_blossom 21
Edit: The comment I replied to is gone. ._.
ozone9914 2
your pretty
ozone9914 2
you look amazeing
Evaloscity 6
Where you will be introduced to pain and learning new ways of walking.
walmartpaysme 15
Well, that escalated quickly.
dinorider_fml 4
99- we were starting it up again >:( And then be introduced to the soap on the shower floor
gczizza1997 15
And then finally meet the one and only, bubba.
drkate25 30
My former roommate did something similar. I did send her a bill for everything she broke and ruined, and she replied by sending me my favorite sweater in shreds (must've been the one thing left behind).
OhDearBetrayal 25
I'm moving to San Fran and rooming with my best friend, but it's things like this that make me a little shaky on the idea. You never truly know how a roommate will act until the time comes that will show their true colors.
baronsmommy 14
#50 beware, my ex roommate threw my coach purse on the highway, keyed my car, and ran off with the security deposit. Not that I'm trying to scare you or anything.
OhDearBetrayal 25
55- Oh god, I hope my friend has enough decency not to do something like that. I don't know anyone in San Fran and my family lives in Minnesota, so imagine how ****** I would be if I got kicked out like that.
klovely22 13
I moved in with my best friend 6 months ago to help her out. I was there two months. Turns out she's an ungrateful bitch and I never saw it. You don't really know someone until you live with them.
lottievaughn 5
Don't worry OhDear...I lived with my best friend for 5 years. Even helped her raise her twins. Sure things were a little crazy now and then, but I only moved out to live with my sweetheart. Good luck with the big move! I'm sure everything will be fine! :)
Justin0481 5
I lived with my best friend (considered a brother) after doing three deployments in the marines with him, things were great until we let our gfs move in. lots of fights and territorial bs, I moved out and we haven't talked in six months..
person961 9
Geez, if your roommate is that big of a douche, youll be better off without him.
mike3775 39
That sucks, but you can always legally go back to your place as he didn't serve you a 30 day eviction notice, thus he can't legally kick you out.
GirlYouNasty 11
I don't think OP would really want to spend any more time with that much of a douchebag. But that's just me, maybe she's desperate for a place to live. I just know I would never be able to stand living anywhere near someone who treated me like that.
0RedPenguin0 8
There should have been some prior notice though, right?
SexyQueen0905 24
Damn, what an gentlemanly asshole!
Sawarski 13
Well for one *a gentlemanly. And...that's it I guess. I'll see you all back in English class tomorrow.
slurshies 11
slap-a-dick will bring a douchebag right to your car for slapping convenience
linkinpark98 24
Ok, *gets out pen and paper*, what's the number?
Epikouros 32
Think positive: tomorrow, you can simply walk to work! I hope it's a nice parking lot.