Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
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catatonicsleep 17
At least you're not sick....
Matias_Says_FML 4
Damn.
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Comments (54)
iDawgg 0
LOL
hanniegirl 0
congrats! that's not a diaganosis but it's a reward!
I_Love_FML12345 3
:D! shouldn't u be happy about that? I know ur in shock but u should be a little happy n not think of it so much as an fml. XD
Biebergurl1 0
If alot of u haven't noticed on my profile...I'M 15!!!!!!!!!! But thx for all the NICE comments! ;P
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Haha that must have been quite the surprise.
uridea 14
Word of advice... this could have been prevented had you kept your pants on.
tigrouficele2012 44
Why the **** would you go to the doctor for a cold? Hypochondriac much?
Biebergurl1 0
This comment is the other half of #83-P.S, this is the girl who made this FML.
AmbientTroll 0
But who's the dad?
stayc0103 0
72 really?!? it is a horrible thing to not be able to have kids. I guess your one of the idiots that think having a abortion is perfectly fine. maybe you should just take in your own mentality and do us all a favor and abort yourself!