Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
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catatonicsleep 17
At least you're not sick....
Matias_Says_FML 4
Damn.
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Comments (54)
krushr 3
Wait...you went to the doctor for a minor cold? Really? You can't figure out how to deal with a minor cold on your own?
polkadot3155 6
that's exactly what I thought.
catatonicsleep 17
So many people think they need antibiotics for a cold, which is stupid because colds aren't even caused by bacteria, they are caused by viruses :D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm guessing she didn't know it was a minor cold. She probably had symptoms of pregnancy too, and mistook those plus her cold symptoms as indicative of something more serious.
styphon 5
symptoms such as weight gain, breast swelling/tenderness, and irregular menses?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No, 61, symptoms like nausea, dizziness, headache, backache, frequent urination, and fatigue.
bswole 1
congrads mommy hahahaha
Flammin8 0
well their goes more of my tax dollars..
c8750 2
It would be there not their. If you're going to insult OP, at least don't sound like an idiot doing it
Cressalys 0
I second this
projectgaz 0
I third it
Djosef_fml 0
I combo-breaker this.
meteor_stream 9
Well, I hope that you still have time to deal with the whole thing, OP. F your life T_T
HSOMGF 5
I have to agree with krushr-why were you at the doctor for a "minor cold"? That's fairly ridiculous. Hopefully you'll deal with the baby thing a little better.
omghellokitty90 0
well.. at least you arnt a man? :D
DocBastard 40
So what you're saying is...the doctor impregnated you? "I prescribe 10cc of intravaginal semen. STAT!"
sassypants93 17
It was you, wasn't it?!?!
DocBastard 40
What? Well, I never! You can't prove anything! *Moves to Mozambique*
Zebidee 9
I hear Maputo is nice this time of year.
Zebidee 9
That's pretty ******* judgemental. What on Earth makes you think either one of those is true? For all you know, OP could be married and this could be her third kid. Being pregnant doesn't make a woman a *****, you know?
markli 2
YDI for messing up your contraception/being a ****
sballbabe69 0
well said 49.