Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
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catatonicsleep 17
At least you're not sick....
Matias_Says_FML 4
Damn.
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Comments (54)
WhatTheFuq 0
Well... is it a boy or girl? (:
Trace01m 11
At least now you know to not take cold meds, since you're knocked up.
sikkar 0
Please tell us you know who's the daddy !
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
Make sure u know who the baby daddy is!!!!!!!!'
aback 5
That's why I don' t go to the doctor for something minor. They might want to make sure I get my money's worth by diagnosing pregnancy or cancer or something.
worldclass 0
wtf's the logic in that?
Tessa39 0
hahahaha 65 well said
Djosef_fml 0
The logic according to which humour is part of one's life. You should try it.
c8750 2
How do you know OP was sleeping around or not using protection? Even with protection you can still get pregnant. My cousin got pregnant with twins while using a condom. Oh yeah, & on the box it even says they're not 100% safe
sikkar 0
Double the rubber.
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm just gonna sit back with my popcorn and wait for Ragefest 2010 between the pro-lifers and the pro-choicers to begin.
abbeymcnally 0
At least... uh... No bright side to this. Sorry. FYL.
lillypilly35 0
if you do that there's an even more likely chance they'll break. I hate the comments like these because it just proves that your all dumb asses