Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
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Luckster 0
Parents never seem to approve of anyone's significant other for some reason.
Orchid_fml 2
he's your fiance && your parents weren't even told about it ? you think , telling them when prompted , that he's not your boyfriend anymore was a good way of breaking the news ? YDI .
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Comments (118)
happyemokid8181 0
It's true though. No one asks for permission anymore. They should though! It's fun to see them squirm waiting for the fathers answer BWAHAHAHA!!! I wonder how that would work for my boyfriend? Considering I don't have a daddy... Hmmm
Nintendofanthr33 0
that must suck!!! well, parents don't need to approve for love. it's your own heart to whom you choose it belongs to.
icanfmlalldaylon 0
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D11Churchkill 8
u should be mad, they should feel akward
darknut79 17
To be fair, they probably thought you broke up, and needed some reassuring... still, FYL.
allplayedout 20
**** them,at least you (sort of ) have someone who gives a ahit
funnydayz 0
Normally the first people you should tell are your parents..you set yourself up for that one broha
Dr_1337 7
Someone's not getting wedding invitations...
fantasyworld 39
It doesn't matter what they think.
xer096 7
Mate they were trying to console you because they thought you would be distraught over the "break up"