Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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ThePieGuy0817 29
Well, at least he's creative.
MadlyInLust 5
It could work...
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Comments (103)
Cfjla15 6
very intuitive son you got there.
RevenVx 16
At least he's not a prostitute...
noreallywhat 17
are you mad that it is a bong or a poor design?
cosmosis 12
... Give it here you dumbass! Thats not how you make a watermelon bong. Hmmm. Poor design might be a plausable scenario.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
gotta give it to him for his creativity
Ceejay1 13
All these post about people walking in room's and catch somebody doing crazy shit haha, it's a trip how none of them lock there door's.
15young15 11
He must be black.
Futacy 30
You must be ******* retarded.
Dezteny 5
That's kind of awesome. I mean, ideally he would be older.... But still - awesome.
Futacy 30
Only in the Netherlands.
nemisis11 12
Did you show him how to make it properly?
doit4ah15 10
gets you pretty ripped