Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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ThePieGuy0817 29
Well, at least he's creative.
MadlyInLust 5
It could work...
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Comments (103)
Enslaved 38
I just Googled imagines of "bongs made out of watermelons". Damn there were a lot of pictures!
FMLMaximus 23
Omg lol gotta go look now!
klovemachine 24
What a fruity situation :D
jkmartinjk 16
Better luck next time, but thanks for coming out pal
firefighter925 18
There's several other things you could of walked in on, I think this is the latter of anything else lol
firefighter925 18
Yes like peeing on fires!!! lol that would be awkward
x_cutkiller_x_fml 6
Repeat after me : "HAVE"
delaneyluke 5
And you said, hurry up and get it done
NeonCookies89 13
Might make a future if you put him on the right track.
MrSarcasmic 10
gallagher meets cheech and chong
theycallmekitty 13
My friend made a water bong out of bamboo. Coolest thing ever.
AboveAll04 14
are you guys black lol
Schiffy 18
"This comment has been moderated." See what happens when you talk like a moron?
Schiffy 18
Points for creativity.
pastispast 7
at least you didn't walk in while your son was jerking off his friend. anyways did the bong work