Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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Top comments
court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
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Comments (186)
ColdPerson 0
Did hre dad touch u as a child?
kaylapooiskoo 0
Least it wasn't your full blooded brother, that's what happened to me. I know where you're coming from, it ***** you over completely.
k99 5
I think if it's your step bro then it more okay. It's not blood and he is a regular male . Watching you is a little creepy but why would you leave your door open with non related men in the house. Plus there's the factor if he's hot because no blood no foul. I don't have step-sib though nor has this ever happened to me. There's this show called Life With Derek and these teen get throen in and have to be like brother and sister because their parents married each other. Obviously sense it's Disney them getting together didn't happen but there was definite sexual tension. I know it's a tv show but this could easily happen in real life. You live in the same house too! What an easy opportunity!
SimpleMinds_fml 7
SNICKERDOODLES NO! BAD SNICKERDOODLES! MOMMY SAYS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT UNTIL YOU ARE 18! BAD, VERY BAD SNOOKIEDOODLES!
Splayd 10
I am fairly certain that you meant "inconspicuously," not "conspicuously".
claiiire_fml 17
31 made me lmfao.
linarahmany 6
uhhh I think that's what a lock is for
TheTerenity 9
you have ESP
Superspiderbat 23
The lack of gender here feels strange
c_wyld 21
Beginning of every porno ever.