Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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Top comments
shakeTHEworld 12
Reprimand him. Don't care that he's your father-in-law. As long as he's living in your house, he go by your rules which is... No ******** in the bathtub!
enonymous 9
So that's why I found pieces of corn in my loofah. I can't wait to be old.. pinch women on the ass, forget to brush my teeth for a decade, argue with the neighbor that his christmas lights are against the homeowners agreement, believe I'm always right even when there's a ton of proof saying I'm wrong, polishing my shotgun on the steps on halloween , wait in line at a grocery store to complain that my .05 cent coupon was not used to buy my 1 banana that I bought, drive in the left lane at 35mph with my right blinker on all the time...
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Comments (97)
zimandme123 0
wow.... your really going to complain over sumthing so little??? I mean really???? you must not have a life because if that is the most interesting thing in your life, well that's just sad..... geez, what has this world come to?!?!? people these days!!!!!! x)
MyS3lf 24
If you think that turning the place where you bathe into a toilet is acceptable, you should check out the movie 'Idiocracy', take a little peek at what your decedents are going to be like. Also, this website is for complaining, period. If you don't like it, go waste time on another website.
varkey 7
@85 are you mentally retarded or a troll? FYL... is he mentally retarded too? Why not just use the toilet as a toilet instead of the bathtub...
coolkitty154 11
I'm sorry, are you like eight? The level of immaturity in that post makes me gag.
vietmanx 10
peeing in the sink and bathtub saves water. protect our planet!
Marija_Lalove 1
That's gross, what the hell then he uses the toilet for? Washing his face? Sorry, but he should think of others more...
northern_lights 0
Everybody pisses in the shower. If you claim you don't, you are lying. OP, get over it and be glad he's not masturbating into your mayonnaise jar.
sammyjo06 14
I have not peed in the shower since I was maybe 7 or 8. It's gross...
moodyreallyrocks 27
That is nasty, gross, sick, messed up!!!!!
emuexport 4
So what?, it all goes to the same drain !!
whatthefhumanity 7
Should've greeted him with his packed suitcase the morning after and told him he was leaving. It's your house. No argument, just kick him out.
loubabe69 19
The guy id been madly in love with for years did that on our first date, hardly fazed me.