lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Juiced
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excited
Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Carlisle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
bunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What the…
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Kyra.45
Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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alexm501 0
Hopefully it wasn't a banana
KennKenn 0
At least it wasn't apple pie.
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Comments (238)
DDpandaz 0
Hopefully it wasn't a pineapple
drawmesunshine 17
If it was, he should have invited his friends over to make a "Pineapple Express."
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
That's messed up.
kimmiekimmiekong 0
was it a cucumber?? if so that might be his way of coming out;)
btnhdude 0
I'm coming out... To get you. OooOOooooOoo.
guckylynn 19
I saw a video once where some guy hollowed out a cucumber and masturbated with it.
Petunia888 13
Not a cucumber; cucumbers are not fruits. Maybe a mango?
bizarre_ftw 22
Banana
cj7geojeep 0
114. May I ask why the hell you saw a video like that?
AsiaRoxxUrSoxx 9
A cucumber's not a fruit?
robc32ca 4
"a piece of fruit" is code for your brother isn't it!?
22cute 17
Ha ha so what? He's adventurous and open minded. Maybe you could be also. Fruit is not an affair it's ************ and that's good for everyones sex life.
DjeePee 25
Are you saying that everyone who doesn't have sex with fruit is closeminded?
white16sox 19
You spelled masturbating wrong.
drawmesunshine 17
I'm all for an adventurous sex life, but I draw the line at microwaving watermelons.
HomeAl0ne 20
Yes, but fruit is a gateway experience to more sordid pleasures. Plus now he won't be able to look in the crisper drawer of the fridge without the fruit bowl suspecting him of cheating.
heyred 11
He's clearly confused about the 3-5 servings of fruit a day recommendation.
nikkij1988 0
Lol
druv 2
better a piece of fruit than a fruit
cicpjaky 6
Time lets the mind wander
kurlyfries222 0
Wtf?
louiseth 9
Melonfucker. Misfits, anyone?
Hyperson 0
Yes
raphanne_fml 33
"Weird kid, panty sniffer, virgin, freak, twat, pervert, pedophile..... melon fuckaaah"
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
save me barry!