Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, the man I love showed me the ring he's going to give to the woman that he loves. Who is someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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igive 29
I would have beat his ass to a pulp. That is so disrespectful. I'm so sorry.
PotatoGod 5
I have no words for how ****** up that is
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Comments (96)
anonymous2222222 3
Excuse my language but... What an asshole! I would kick his sorry ass into next week. Or the next millennium for that matter.
Banan99 2
Wooooow, what a dick
BillysBurgers 5
The ****....
xmyselfx 3
**** that what kind of person has the balls to do that and think its Romantic i would have spit in his face if I were you to show he's a scrum bag
jgmack27 8
I think you dodged a bullet with that one babe. If he's that dense now, who knows what a future with him would have looked like.
blackjackandcoke 9
Damn OP that really blows. I'm sorry.
00whyalwaysme00 4
I'm so sorry, OP. I wish you good luck and best wishes for the future.
YouDoDeserveIt 4
Geez you can't make a girl happy no matter what. The dude proposed in your family event, proposal was elaborate and romantic and he is now part of your family. And still you manage to find a reason to be upset...