Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
At least you didn't chicken out and end up proposing to her anyway, like last week's poster.
Hastile 4
Contrasts on your engagement.
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Comments (109)
cookie_3008 4
Im sure she felt bad enough afterwards. =S Anyway.. Props to you for being a gentleman and having a mature break-up. Good luck.
jizzwold 21
That... That was just terrible.
CharliesCool2084 8
I hope you put her mum straight.
batummshakalaka 1
Your picture is hilarious. And so are her videos.
rainbowglass 5
Mods: Shouldn't it be "became"?
XtraEzeee 8
It should also be girlfriend's rather than girlfriend"s but no one cares that much.
golfman717 0
That will be hard thing to tell your mom...fyl
mjh1223 3
RUN AWAY!!!!
lonkite101 14
Amen
RedPillSucks 33
I thought it was pretty good
RedPillSucks 33
You could always take her on a cruise and break up afterwards.
dougierocks 13
Or take her on a cruise... And toss her over the side. 'Cause that's what she is going to do to OP if he is too weak to straighten this out.
AbbyAbyss 5
Better love story than Twilight. Oh wait...