Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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timtuttlez 1
and then her dad said "sure am cupcake ;)"
FYLDeep 26
I take it you two were playing Poker and it was time for round two of the game. Although there is one variant of the game known as Poke-her which doesn't involve cards.
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Comments (52)
perdix 31
And Mom said, "Our daughter's not gonna keep you around much longer -- me and her Dad are on Round 5 . . . and we're ooooooolddd!"
andacondakiwi 11
hahaha
FulTurtleRampage 0
lmfao yes!
slick0 0
Ydi ,are you blind ?
c8750 2
15 please reference Niaa's comment about stupid questions. Obviously it was dark, first time OP had spent night & went into the wrong room. It was a mistake, hence the fact OP is posting on FML
Th3_Ging3R 1
it's called sarcasm a$$hole go get a life and liv a bit
iman1763 0
sooo was it yes or no?!?! sheesh lack of info
andacondakiwi 11
hahahahaha nice pic
worldclass 0
It's just like in all the teen comedies. Be careful next time, and possibly more respectful.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Just say you were sleeping talking.
colombiancartel 0
Ding Ding Ding
rorocrazycat 0
ewwwwwwww your old fat and ugly ewwwwwww
anamica24x7 8
Wtf
sourgirl101 29
Just remember, your girlfriend's room is the one with all the stickers on it.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for saying that!!!! lol that's still funny though but also YDI for sneaking around.
WhatTheFuq 0
How was he sneaking around? He went to use bathroom.
TomPusslicker 21
whatthefuq, have u even had a gf b4? everyone knows ur supposed to piss in the hamper...lol why else do gfs have em?
Mashit13 2
i really hope your joking
Judus_beej 0
at least you didn't walk into her gay brothers room. her parents would wonder why you'd be eating breakfast standing up then.
RavenXRampage 1
^ Win.
LeadTheWay 5
LOL!!!! oh my gosh!! love it!!
Zebidee 9
The only polite thing to do in this case is to follow through with your offer and take the awkward threesome like a man.
SkateElement44 0
You win, simple as that