Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, to make a good impression, I brought in homemade blueberry muffins for my newish coworkers. Everyone loved them, up until the guy with a nut allergy had to be rushed to the hospital. Turns out my almond milk wasn’t as "nut-free" as I thought. Welcome to the team! FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
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Gwyndion 9
I don't get you said your "friend" did that. Anybody who pulls something like that and almost murders you because he believes you're a liar doesn't deserve to be called a friend.
SelecaoIX 3
You should stab her and then tell her that you heard it would kill her and you wanted to see if it was true.
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Comments (306)
Danielle02 0
#53, I totally agree. YDI if you can't realize that you're eating a BLUEBERRY muffin. It's kind of obvious. And if you are deathly allergic, you still deserve it, because you should have asked what her what type of muffin it was.
KB616 11
think about it for a second... the friend was intentionally trying to trick OP into eating blueberries. do you honestly believe that if OP had asked what kind of muffin it was, she would of received an honest answer??
itissoyourfault 0
What kind of friend?!??! But really, you didn't realize you were eating a blueberry muffin???
Antonohlin 0
Lol both you and you're friend are idiots! She try to see if her friend really is deadly allergic and you dont discover it your self...
lindzXcore 0
you deserved it for eating the muffin where there could be traces of blueberrys. if you were THAT allergic you would always see what you're eating. this is either fake or very exaddurated
KB616 11
exaggerated, not exaddurated. jeez.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
your friend is not a friend. she needs to die in a fire
x5d13 0
It is slightly odd that you didn't notice, but I've done the same thing before myself. This does happen. Doing that on purpose is ACTUALLY CRIMINAL.
DresdenB17 0
I think it's funny that people defend shit like this because they have obviously done something just as stupid and feel sympathy for them. YADI (you all deserve it) for winning the Darwin award. if only natural selection worked the same with humans...
ama17 0
You must've been really hungry and just started inhaling it... I can't see any other way of how you could not notice the big blue specks on the muffin...?
ThatCrazyGirl 0
get a new friend!
wroteyouoff 0
That was a bitch move on her part. Get better friends, dude.