Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML
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Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Top comments
ojosRojos 28
Ok a miscarriage would cause a LOT of blood...how badly did you cut yourself?? Maybe just stick to getting it waxed from here on out
WistayShlaio82 13
You should probably wait to shave for now.
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Comments (8)
ojosRojos 28
Ok a miscarriage would cause a LOT of blood...how badly did you cut yourself?? Maybe just stick to getting it waxed from here on out
daddycaitlin 13
Been there. Shit hurts.
Marcella1016 32
These pussy razor mishaps seem to be really going around lately... Gonna do the sign of the cross and a few Hail Mary’s before the next time I shave lol. Seriously, ladies, be careful! OP glad ur kid is ok. Ouch, though :/
WistayShlaio82 13
You should probably wait to shave for now.
Susan Yee 9
Use a bikini trimmer, the blade attachment won’t cut the skin.
Erin K Cooper 4
I suggest enlisting some help next time! Ouch :/
JuliaKay14 33
Why bother shaving while you’re pregnant? Use an electric razor and just trim if you can’t see past your belly