Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
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Welshite 40
So some strange pet comes into your house and you nonchalantly kick it out. No confusion, no wondering where it came from, no looking for original owners, etc... Don't own pets.
xluciferx666 21
Guess the cats out of the bag now...or rather out of the house....I'll see myself out
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Comments (118)
FilipinoDude9 16
Cats, at least mine, will stay close to the house and when chased, will run around the house. My cat accidentally got out 3 times, but when she ran away from us, she stayed near the house. My cat though has always been an indoor cat, so maybe that's why. But YDI.
ohSNAPyall 27
Put a lost cat ad on Craigslist (find pics on your sister's social media). Also put up flyers around your neighborhood and your sister's. And call animal shelters / veterinarians. PS- Talk to your neighbors, especially next door. Cats like to hide under cars when they're spying on things. Also look under the neighbors' cars.
trucker2 33
And get busted by your sister, before you have a chance to explain. Yep, your screwed. Better hang your head in shame.
Hydiin 5
Why is everyone so serious on the site. all jokes get down voted
GrumpyGrinch 23
Wow, you're such an idiot, really wonder how you have survived past infancy.
AbtractAngela 17
i actually sighed at your post and stupidity. god help her cat. i hope there aren't coyotes in your neighborhood.
bushmeat 3
You're a Moron.
infinitemonkey 21
Why are you on FML instead of looking for the cat?
bris_63 18
What are you doing on FML? Go find her kitty.
jaypatel28 11
Wowwwwwwwww
LycanGod 27
poor cat. OP you are a terrible person! how rude to forget something like that