Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
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Top comments
naem 0
Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
Sevenfold 0
wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.
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Comments (128)
FrankieTheNimrod 0
It's obnoxious when people lose things and immediately assume it was stolen. And this fml was a sad attempt at being funny.
brrrx 0
Today, I read the worst FML ever to be published on this site. FML. Basically all this says is "Today, I lost my phone somewhere. FML." I can't believe this got over 6,000 "Your life is ******" votes. Your life isn't ******, it's just stupid and pointless. I clicked YDI, for your lame attempt at humour.
CyberGenie 0
Are you SURE it wasn't one of them?
Quinklong 0
JUST TALKIN BOUT THE THRILLER!! THRILLA!!
TenchiMasaki 0
who was stupid enough to mod this and let it through?
alex_vik 1
The cast of Jackass.
keveeseeram 0
I think she means that she works alone there and someone stole her phone. It wasn't the dead people so obviously someone is there with her. Or maybe I just watch too much scary movies
molitov 0
call it n see which body rings
_Noon_ 0
xD
PimpDaddyT 0
you man you lost it. it wasn't stolen ydi
wbrycem 0
This has to be the stupidest fml I've read.
AmoraLynn 6
Wow thats funny, I work at a morgue too, well the Medical Examiner's office actually. Are you really there alone though because I know my investigator is in and out of the building during my shifts.....but really if you are alone then you lost it. Why say it was stolen?