Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
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Top comments
naem 0
Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
Sevenfold 0
wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.
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Comments (128)
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
therefore your phone wasnt stolen if it wasnt physically taken from you. This is not an fml just someone trying to be funny
adelaide_evening 0
This is probably the worst FML I've ever read. There is no possible way this is even funny or an FML. You say you work in a morgue and by yourself? Then OBVIOUSLY it wasn't stolen there. So either you lost it or someone stole it when you weren't at work, in which case the rest of the information is just stupid. The Jackass crew fails at picking FML's.
flyingtoasters 0
OP never said she lost it, idiots. I personally think this is an FHL because a morgue is the last place I would expect anyone to take anything from, unless it was dumbass kids... OP, did you check the pockets of your lab things? The biohazard bags? Im really hoping you didnt have it on you while working. That sucks that it got taken!
paprikacha 9
Did anybody stop to think that someone might've snuck in? Or is everyone too busy bashing the op just because we can?
mavsfan26 5
we haven't ruled out the possibility. It's just that the way she said her phone was lost or stolen was pointless and terribly constructed.
gigi2009 0
haha great fml! :) sorry bout the phone tho
kscott88 0
Because THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING FOR US. And our cell phones!! =o
Jotham 0
I'm not laughing.
blubblubbnb 6
who said this was a joke?
plexico 4
Looks likes you're going to have to poke each and every corpse to see if one of them is not quite dead.
jbo300 0
#29 this isn't the worst flm. I saw a few days ago a fml that read "Today, I am a philledelphia egals fan" that's the worst
winterxleah 0
People can wake up in the morgue. It's happend plenty of times before.