Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
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Top comments
naem 0
Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there
Sevenfold 0
wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.
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Comments (128)
Nickha0 0
Bad joke, not necessary
maxupinflames 0
no, it wasn't the dead people. aren't you the smart one. i don't even understand this one. what the hell?
love_the_fame 0
Come on, you guys, it's OBVIOUS that the zombies did this. And I don't blame them too. It's so hard finding a job when you're a zombie, they probably stole it so they could sell it on ebay for some money. My old roommate was a zombie, and he stole all my boxers :(( FML
yake12 0
^ fail at attempting humor
eccentrix 12
YDI retroactively for posting this.
ANTONKR 0
my theory is somebody who you thought was dead wasn't dead. He woke up, stole your phone and ran away.
sweetpea129 0
oh please, obv you lost it you retard.
Compass 0
Love your sense of humor, but have you considered: 1) Zombies 2) Your phone was stolen somewhere other than your workplace. 3) You lost your phone.
skater4life5253 0
this fml is stuped. go die:)
Cjmw 7
So you lost it.
Packer4 14
or was it..... DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!!