Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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Top comments
jessaaroooo 6
Dude. That sucks major dick.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.
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Comments (120)
Wizzlbang 10
should have asked her if she knew what your name was, stop her in her tracks.
Futacy 30
Omg yes!
jw90 18
Bitch much? Did you girlfriend try and listen to reason?
caligirllife 11
What a bitch.
rememberkids 14
My first thought was W......T......F...... obviously your ex girlfriend didn't really trust you. in this case, its just best to move on.
hopelessteej 8
a simple, whats my name bitch?! would have stopped that in its tracks edit: looks like someone beat me to it
japtap81 16
I would have just busted up laughing.
theofficialkumar 6
That is really messed up, it's amazing what some people will do nowadays :/
kitty292 9
That's horrible. Maybe once your girlfriend calms down you can explain things to her properly. Good luck.
JordanDempsey 20
I keep hearing about these situations on here... Either girls are really mean, or people need to be more creative.
Saffy89 13
Maybe your now-ex-girlfriend planned it all as an excuse to break up with you without looking like a bitch. now she can play the old "Oh poor me, he cheated on me" game for a while..
beautifulsoul89 11
Agreed!!!!