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awalc This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Where am I?

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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SookyTurner 4

Lifes a bitch

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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Awesome. I am totally doing this one! Where's my little brother?

i think not being able to lick it is the worst part. :(

At least you got a snack

At least they didn't try to use hot glue? You'd end up with a molten combination of flesh and skittles

I'm jealous.... Seriously I am.

The blue ones make you horny.

Whoever did that is a genius.