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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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Comments (249)
datoismyname 22
Skittles are yummy. I don't see the problem here :)
SUEHIM 0
P
bam13 0
hahahahahsha
HollyLynn102810 7
and how does that make you feel?
noradz 8
Win
clutz123 5
must have been some night... bet those hurt to take off
Tvolsfan325 13
crazy night huh?
Poser1337 5
My friend got Skittles stuck in his lung. I think he had it worse. (Don't believe me? I couldn't care less.)
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Well if I was assuming you are a boy. Well, lets just say that if you wake up and have morning wood, we all hope if you look down you wont see some colorful things GLUED to you
Norrec86 7
Kind of funny but that still sucks.