awalc
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Where am I?
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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OfficeNinja 5
Next time, drink less.
AspynMicaela 1
FYL. ^ One and only comment
bri1201 0
Well I bet who ever you ticked off is mighty proud of themselves (:
farhil 14
How did the staples not wake you up? Were you ******* tranquilized?
brandenator 4
MrMisfit is a moron.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So are you, you ******* moron.
bvbarmy1234 2
TASTE THE RAINBOW.
chili_is_good 0
Well said farhil
Takoshi 1
Well, at least you could... *puts on sunglasses* TASTE THE RAINBOW. (NCIS theme starts)
Daydreemdie 0
Now boys can taste the rainbow on your head :)
MikeHuntIsTight 0
He would look like an absolute spastic trying to lick them off his forehead :P