awalc
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Where am I?
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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tattooedcowboy 6
Did you chaise the rainbow again
jadengtfo 0
It's going to be a little hard to taste the rainbow now
joelgleason 4
Now you can tell the story and then make your own pickup line. Maybe- "hey ladies , who wants to taste the rainbow?"
intimate_pretzel 6
What flavor?
DalPozzo13 10
Fall asleep with your shoes on?
aFreedom127 9
Beats dried cum in your hair.
s1ckpup 0
maybe the OPs friends put the skittles on his forehead because he has a little bit of rainbow in him.
danielwilliams57 6
Like a boss!
BFallon3 5
Lol how drunk were you the night before?
brick_man33 14
for a snack, Im guessing you have skittles in mind?. lol