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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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Comments (249)
P374RD3D 9
Some guys just can't handle Vegas
zombiechrist 2
hey maybe some should comment "taste the rainbow" again.? stupid
MwahFMLS 6
I'm sorry, but I must say every time I see your picture, it reminds me of Paris Hilton.
googlewtf 0
Did u eat them
guitar_god7007 3
Stop complaining. I would do anything to wake up with skittles anywhere on my body.
katydid91 31
Me thinks there was alcohol involved.
Paws24_l3 5
TASTE THE RAINBOW
keshaforever1 14
Shit,I was going to say that :/
Jacksparrow72 21
Well I guess, it's feel the rainbow ....
EmperorHilo 11
Hopefully they had some nail polish remover on hand
MikeyJones 2
Don't pass out with your shoes on...