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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Where am I?
Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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fishface517 10
You are now one with the rainbow :)
bubblepaarty 5
ahhh, so you couldn't even taste the rainbow? /:
every1luvsboners 11
How does someone fall asleep in the middle of a unicorn circle-jerk? YDI.
THE_A_TEEN 28
People who don't have kinky unicorn fetishes?
DKjazz 20
We missed you boners. At least you're coming back as hard, fast and as homoerotic as ever.
Jamesskop 4
well your defiantly feeling the rainbow
WoshJinchell93 11
Oh yes, he's "defiantly" feeling it alright. You also defiantly used the wrong "your."
DKjazz 20
Well "defiantly" is a very common auto-correct failure, so I forgive you. However, you're and your is something most people are particularly picky about, so "you're" on "your" own.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Well, we know who fell asleep first lol and who the rainbow found :)
LoveBenLinus 3
I miss college!!
MikaylaGill 4
Feel the rainbow
Mr_Sadface 5
Haha I know who disliked
hartrum 0
Taste the rainbow but for you it feel the rainbow
ZDK5498 6
you must get revenge by going up to that person who did it and eat a whole bag of "unsuperglued" skittles and not share any... or punch that bitch :D
japtch 15
Or both.
perdix 31
Your forehead is a more appropriate place for Skittles than your mouth. I hate those things! You think you are getting a tasty M&M, but you end up biting down on spackle.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Not sure if troll, or born without taste buds.
perdix 31
No, I really don't like them. Now, you go on back to rapin' people.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Damn, well said perdux u would never guess how many times i see some thing that looks like a M&M and i eat it and a dissapointment comes upon meq
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Sorry, perdix