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awalc This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Where am I?

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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SookyTurner 4

Lifes a bitch

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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Now how did that happen?

so you got drunk and gave a rainbow a ******* huh?

At least the rainbow put it on the forehead and not in the hair...

Did you fall asleep with your shoes on?

pinkWabbits 0

Fell asleep before your friends?

KileyBoynton 0

I did that to my brother once! :P.

And thats why you never passout at a party

Taste the rainbow, bitch.

That's why she said that he is the rainbow