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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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SookyTurner 4
Lifes a bitch
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.
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annthaaman 0
Some kinda party xP
Sinamoi 18
Hey, free Skittles.
DocBastard 40
They aren't superglued - someone just licked them and stuck them there.
memob123 0
No...
pdHbq 2
Yes This is docbastard So yes!
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
You see -2 The Doc is never wrong! O_O
THE_A_TEEN 28
Doc is wrong all the time. His alzheimers is starting to kick in. Yes he's that old.
mk58 31
Ah, I love this little fan club here.
KiddNYC1O 22
Kiss-ass alert.
DocBastard 40
A_Teen - who the hell are you talking about? What? Now get off my lawn and stuff.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Think the rainbow.
bebhbb 2
Rotfl I did that to my best friend :P
KiddNYC1O 22
Now you can BE the rainbow.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sorry, #3. Didn't catch it sooner. But in my defense, it's a highly tempting response.
supimnyancat 9
That's a sticky situation. (arms himself for hurricane of thumbs downs)
trollfaced 2
Go sit in the over used pun corner now
smurfsarwales 9
But he can't taste them because They're on his forehead. Whenever he tries to lick them, his forehead moves with him.
Snafuusmc 12
Nice party?
Mr_Sadface 5
Sucks for the person who glued it now they don't have a sweet rainbowy snack