Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, I indulged in some online gambling. I wisely only spent $100 and won, quite a bit; I even wisely withdrew 2/3rds of the money into my bank account. Thing is I'm on SSI, which requires me to keep a maximum amount of money in my bank; if it goes over I get cut off. Now I'm scrambling to spend my winnings. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
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Top comments
annedroid 0
Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Dumbass! You deserve it.
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Comments (66)
yaktazuki 0
That was stupid of you
ejvlols 0
i know eh, like playing in an online casino when you're tight for cash is a good idea.
B0RED_AT_W0RK 0
If you're about to insult the author of this post for being dumb. Check #55, he explained himself and I think it makes fine sense. ;)
ffmmllyaya 0
this guy is trying to make everyone read his own comment way down
jasonsaied 1
no he's not douchebag. that comment was posted by the OP
annedroid 0
Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?
taaam 0
ohh that sucks
bostonian8 0
your a liar
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Dumbass! You deserve it.
Luckster 0
This is kinda in the middle for me...I can't tell if I should vote YDI or YLIF for this one.
SoloAutotunE 17
So, You Life It ****
chelseadaggers 0
Online Bingo = people who have no jobs and have nothing to do once Jeremy Kyle has finished and before Loose Women starts. (only brits will understand this one) Get off your arse and get a job! YDI
Nozzanoggin 6
LOL!!! I love good ol' Jezza Kyle! But I agree, if you're gonna waste your time with this kind of thing at least go to a centre so you can mix with other people who have nothing better to do.
Nomad609 0
Who the F said it was bingo? Stupid ass.
noName123456 0
he was making a joke retard
Glam_fml 0
Why the hell were you gambling when you don't have any extra money? Idiot
randomusername 0
This is incredibly stupid. You thought that you were gambling with REAL money and not virtual money, without providing your card information first? What website would be stupid enough to work that way? Think about it... if you lose a lot of money they have no info about you to make you pay. Then you can just keep trying until you get lucky. Did you seriously think they were just going to give you money? The world doesn't work like that. YDIx1,000,000,000
miss_california 0
i totally agree with you! surely you could only win real money on these sites if you were gambling real money in the first place, and without registering any card details you wouldn't be gambling your own money. i doubt there is a gambling site where you would be able to win real cash and yet wouldn't run the risk of losing any (and if there was one, it wouldn't exactly be gambling, would it?)
burnquist764 0
Did you win that money being on credit the whole time?