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BadGirlfriend12 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

When love breaks down

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

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lovelyred 0

did you take the money?

crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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jackirose 0

tee hee this is funny :)

wow bargain

ask for more for 'moving expenses' and do it. best offer you're going to get for your dignity.

mr_miyagi 0

no deal! no deal!

take the money and RUN!!

at least u get money

Take the money. That loser doesn't deserve it.

As the song says, "Go on take the money and run."

mirkayscar 0

Hopefully you took the money and you mean 'ex' boyfriend!!! Take the money and go!! Don't belittle yourself by staying somewhere you aren't wanted!

MoJoThundRpants 0

the ****?